Pink Pony Slumber Party
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by not having many
girlfriends, not feeling very into yourself, or feeling like the ugliest f-ing blob.
Us too, girl!
That’s why we dreamed up the Pink Pony Slumber Party - a glitter-drenched escape where sacred meets silly and healing feels like a hug (with snacks and sequins). This isn’t just a retreat - it’s a full-body yes to rest, joy, and radiant femme magic. Part Barbie dreamscape, part sacred ceremony, part Burn Book, and all heart, we’ve created a soft, sparkly space for femmes to reconnect with their bodies, their boundaries, + their inner unicorns. Expect pink pool floats, cozy late-night chats, mood lighting that knows all your best angles, and enough glitter to make your inner child squeal. We have hand crafted workouts that will make you feel like a million bucks because exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Come curious, come cozy, & come read. Remember: You were never too much - you were always just enough.
Let’s Set the Scene.
Welcome to our Pink Pony Clubhouse - where Austin charm meets sparkly slumber party dreams! Just 4 minutes from the airport and 8 minutes from downtown, there is easy access and limited out-front parking. It’s the perfect backdrop for a weekend of glitter, giggles, and goddess energy.
With 4 dreamy bedrooms and 2 fab bathrooms, there’s plenty of space to lounge, laugh, and live your Little Pink Dress fantasy. Outside, the backyard is pure magic - complete with a shimmering pool, custom dining table under a pecan tree, and twinkle lights that turn every night into a disco under the stars.
As the sun sets, gather ‘round the cozy fire pit for stories, stargazing, and late-night unicorn shenanigans. This isn’t just a retreat - it’s a pink sparkle, cowgirl hat, and joy-soaked, soul-nourishing escape.
What you’ll get learn :
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Radical Self-Love & Main Character Energy
Learn to see yourself through a lens of celebration, not correction. From mirror work to makeovers to your Little Pink Dress photoshoot, you’ll rewrite your self-image and start showing up like the lead in your own story. -
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Sacred Boundaries & Empowered Consent
Explore how to say “yes” and “no” from the body, not the fear. Through guided partner work and platonic touch rituals, you'll build a foundation of trust, clarity, and sovereign self-respect. -
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Joyful Movement & Cycle-Aware Fitness
Move like a goddess—not a grind machine. You'll discover princess-style Pilates, gentle yoga, and emotional embodiment workouts tailored to your energy cycle and nervous system needs. -
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Feminine Ritual & Sensual Awakening
Experience moonlight self-love practices, tantric touch, and the magic of slow pleasure. Understand how sensuality supports your nervous system, emotional release, and even spiritual orgasm. -
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Creative Expression & Inner Child Joy
Reclaim your wild creativity with “bad art” sessions, friendship bracelet making, journaling, and glitter-soaked play. No rules, no perfection—just expression for its own delight. -
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Deep Connection & Sparkly Sisterhood
Build real, heart-led connections with your fellow pony club babes. Through group rituals, campfire shares, pillow talks, and collective howls—you’ll remember what it means to belong.
Your Official Pony Club Perks :
Lots of hugs + lots of love in this 3 - Day, 2 - Night stay. Shower or bath available.
Active-Lifestyle Meals + Snacks : Dinner Friday night and campfire snack. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner on Saturday. Brunch and a snack on Sunday.
Breathwork + meditation to strengthen the mind + body connection.
Mindful movement for your cycle + mindful eating for your body.
Community + connection with like-minded women.
Music-therapy + art-therapy to express any pent-up emotions.
Dance it out moments of ecstatic dance.
Touch-positive and consent workshop to embrace your true yes + true no.
Mirror-work + photography-therapy to embrace self-acceptance in the here and now.
Self-care Saturday Slumber Party kit with your new circle of friends.
Sexual Empowerment Masterclass.
Journal, cowgirl hat, + special thank you swag bag.
Event Guidelines :
Please be mindful that this is a safe-space and come in with positivity + open hearts.
This is a substance-free zone; no alcohol.
Smoking is not allowed at the AirBnb.
This is a ladies-ONLY (if your pronouns fall into the she/her category) event.
21+ due to the adult nature of the topics being discussed.
Pack it in, pack it out & no littering. Keep the space clean.
Limited Spots Available.
Limited Spots Available.
Only 8 - open spots available!
$2250
✔ - Application acceptance + full payment grants access to the event.
✔ - An email will grace your inbox with more information including an introduction to our community & access to the social media groups.
✔ - Event location address and packing checklist provided.
✔ - Additional retreat prep guide and source materials available + a bonus playlist to bring the ready for anything vibes.
Price is listed without sales tax or transaction fees.
All dues must be paid in full for retreat entrance. 50% ($1125.00) is a non-refundable deposit.
There will be additional fees for PayPal, Venmo, and Cashapp. Zelle does not require additional fees.
Acceptance + payment invoice delivery is 2 - 4 days from date of submission.
Inconclusive timeline breakdown below :
Friday, May 23rd - Arrive & drop into your Soft Girl Era because it’s Coronation Day, Babe!
3:00 PM – Welcome to the Glow-Up Palace
Drop your bags, throw on something pink, and claim your crown. Find your room, fluff your pillows, and cue the Princess Diaries makeover montage music. This is your royal arrival.4:30 PM – Main Character Energy Circle
Energy exchange + hug ritual + hype-girl intros. We’ll break the ice and break the mold -because you’re no longer the side character in your own life.5:30 PM – Poolside Dip + Barbiecore Spritzers
Float with intention. Splash around like you’re in a Y2K pop music video. Optional : glitter sunscreen. Not optional : inflatable unicorns.7:30 PM – Goddess Dinner Hour
A dreamy dinner served under soft lights and disco vibes. Gut-friendly, hormone-happy, and delicious enough to make Elle Woods weep. Pink mocktails included.8:30 PM – Campfire Secrets + S’mores & Stardust
We’re getting raw, sweet, & starry-eyed. Share a story, roast a marshmallow, and whisper something honest under the moonlight. Think Barbie meets Oprah’s Super Soul Sunday.10:00 PM – Quiet-ish Hours
Austin says hush - but we say soft 90’s pop music, late-night group game night, Capri Sun for days, + all the snacky snacks!
Saturday, May 24th – The Royal Reboot.
7:00 AM – Princess Pilates + Glitter Stretch Sesh
Let’s move like royalty. Soft-core strength with a sparkle soundtrack. Think Lana, Ariana, and a sprinkle of Beyoncé. We’re talking how to move for your time of the month and every stage of your cycle.9:00 AM – Breakfast Club
Fruit, protein, carbs, and a “what would Regina George eat if she were healing her inner child” approach. We eat with joy here and on Saturday’s, we wear pink.10:30 AM – Consent is Hot Workshop (Touch & Boundaries)
Learn to say “yes” and “no” like you mean it - with softness, clarity, and flair. Includes sparkle stickers, partner work, and the science of sacred touch. What, like it’s hard?!12:00 PM – Lunch & Barefoot Walks with Your Inner Child
Build a picnic, walk barefoot, and reconnect with the 7-year-old version of you who LOVED glitter glue and bubblegum lip gloss.2:00 PM – Bad Art & Bead Therapy Hour
Collaging like a ‘90s teen magazine. Bracelet-making like summer camp. Creating the cover art for our journals with bi-lateral drawing + tricking out our pink cowgirl hats like we just got accepted as a Delta Nu. No rules, no Pinterest pressure - just pure, joyful mess.4:00 PM – Group Touch Ritual + Self-Soothing Magic
Plush pillows, lavender oils, platonic hand-holding, and learning how to hold yourself like the precious gem you are. Don’t be surprised if we break out in song or pull out the instruments. Music is therapy!6:30 PM – Dinner Like a Debutante
Think “tea party but make it hormone-supportive.” Floral spritzers, candlelight, and soft laughter echoing in the background.9:00 PM – Slumber Party Glow-Up Bash
PJ’s, pink clay masks, chick flicks, and glam stations. We do each other’s skincare, spill secrets, quote all our favorite lines, and take Instamax photos like we’re about to drop our first EP. Remember : you’re a Pink Pony Girl. 🦄
Sunday, May 25th – Keep on dancin’.
7:30 AM – Sunrise Yoga for the Soft Girl Soul
Gentle flows and affirmations. Mat or barefoot in the grass - whatever makes you feel most alive. Write a love letter to your younger self. 💌 Share it with the group or keep it just as a secret for yourself.10:30 AM – Bows & Brunch
A Barbie-approved spread with mocktail mimosas, berry parfaits, and edible glitter. Pink glitter vomit (at least it’s not word vomit!) everywhere. Wear your bows proudly, strut your stuff, + just enjoy the beauty of being a girlie pop.11:30 AM – Little Pink Dress Photoshoot
Magical makeovers done by your new favorite hype crew. Dance breaks encouraged between shots. Let’s go girls! This isn’t about “flattering” - it’s about flaming hot self-devotion because on the stage in your heels is where you belong. 🔥2:30 PM – Tantric Touch & Pleasure Rituals for the Soft Nervous System
Learn to feel again. Slow pleasure, sacred sensuality, and why spiritual orgasm is the new self-care. Think less Kama Sutra, more “I worship myself with every breath.” We will talk about how sound is connected to your climax intensity level.4:00 PM – Moon Rituals + Mirror Work + Inner Child Love Notes
We close with slow journaling, affirmations in the mirror, and reading our retreat goals. Did you learn anything? Did you do what you set out to achieve? It’s giving closure meets magic.7:00 PM – Final Group Photo + Glitter Howl
Strike a pose. Let’s add a tiara! Group photo montage moment because everybody looks like royalty tonight. Then? One last big, sparkly, disco-infused Spring Fling group dance party before we part. You’ve earned it.
Let’s make this official - shall we?
Say yes to the reset. Begin your next fabulous chapter because it’s so fetch! Lock it in + snag your spot! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!